On the shitter same as always, how about you?

Bouillon? Bullion is something else

What is this too much food

I see them inverted. I’m left handed, I figure that has something to do with it

I’m shitting right now can I fill my pot with gold please

Barking at the dog from birdbath

It’s not going to be maintained by robots

So this is how he tries to start relevant now? He should get a hobby.

Don’t give me ideas. I want to buy a motor coach, live at the beach and foster kittens out of there. Fostering kittens wasn’t part of the fantasy until you and my wife will have someone who isn’t me to blame is gonna be nice I gotta admit. I was just gonna busk and sell wood out of the little wagon I pull behind my ebike that has my kittens in it (the wagon has kittens, not wood, but I sell the wood from there I could do better at explaining this) but like now I got so many kittens in this fantasy I don’t know if I have time to busk.

I hear Epstein was more of a grinder

This cyborg butthole is just velcro and has to be replaced twice weekly what was I thinking

Well what if I’m asking for directions on how to white genocide South Africa you ever think of that

I miss the days of good AM radio too. Also good FM radio. Ham radio never goes bad.

I compare pretty unfavorably to a sea squirt in the intelligence arena but that’s no reason to be, uh, what were you being?

Our shelters practically gave away our kittens when we got them. It was July, less than 20 bucks for a furball with all its shots and a snip

Yeah we gotta go keep the door safe for cats {grabs second knife}

I’ve been looking for an excuse to get a sphere tho

As real as these booty shorts

yeah that one looks like it absorbs farts great

Dude I fucking hate that movie. I’m in the (personal, not global. I know we’re all in the global bad universe) bad universe and I do not like thinking about the good one