“If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.”

Laws for me, not for thee.

HP printers just churning out page after page of 1 line of Wingdings font…

I was thinking Peppermint Patty

If I sit on the couch playing vidya games for 2 hours, my back hurts for 2 days.

Fascists are really into gigantic flags for some reason.

1996 was probably the last time I said I can’t wait for summer. Summer sucks.

“lone wolf” stories incoming

“The light was on.”

Go on without us. We’re headed back to the Dark Ages.

Receipts are mostly printed on thermal paper that contains toxic chemicals. Not sure about the testosterone thing but receipts aren’t the best for you.

Just turn on the faucet in Canada. Duh

McNormandy opens June 2026

That name is fucking awesome

He’s going to deploy troops to cities and seize voting machines.

And it’s still June

Isn’t any loan a buy now, pay later loan?

Reports indicate it was a muted response to indicate an intention to deescalate. They had to do something but they didn’t go crazy. We’ll see, I guess.

Don’t worry, all these youth sports tournaments are still going on so all the parents and kids have to stand outside for hours in this nonsense.